showerthoughtsofficial:

I used to think I was in a bad mood but it’s been a couple of years now so I guess this is just who I am now

untexting:

I know the dishes won’t clean themselves, but the least they could do is try.  

aconnormanning:

tell ur dogs i said hi ok?

infj-fish:

Yeah um I already played out this confrontation like 10 times in my head so if you could stick to the script I imagined for you, that’d be great, thanks.

claire-temple:

friend: you should watch that

me: i definitely will!

narrator: she never watched it

ufo-the-truth-is-out-there:

bibliophileap:

psychic-sylveon:

1nsomnizac:

ask-bot:

You wake up one day with the ability to freeze time at will for as long as you want with no repercussions. What’s the first thing you do with your newfound powers?

take a nap

you just woke up

take a nap

take a nap